Turkaas Shadow

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
imaginarydromedary
communistkenobi-archive

absolutely mind-boggling that favreau created a character as good as din djarin

communistkenobi-archive

you couldn’t make a character less close to a male power fantasy if you tried. this man routinely loses fights, most of which he does not even start. he’s incredibly socially passive and polite to everyone he meets. on multiple occasions women have explained basic concepts to him that the audience is already well-familiar with and his only response is “wow you are very nice. I think we should be friends”. his hobbies include sleeping in his chair and bothering his infant son with dad jokes. he doesn’t use his reputation as a scary warrior to harass people or impress anyone. he barely ever loses his temper or lashes out, and when he does it’s because people are actively trying to murder him. if anyone tries to flirt with him it either doesn’t register or he jumps out of the nearest window because he can’t process someone forwarding genuine affection in his direction. he has zero aspirations for conquest or power of any kind. literally all he does is walk around with his kid and help people. sometimes I think I’m hallucinating this entire show but it is in fact extremely real

amuseoffyre

He also spends all his time raising money for orphans. He was one of the most successful bounty hunters of the Guild and he only kept enough money to keep his ship running. The rest goes to look after babies who lost their parents like he did. He drinks his respect women juice every day and is very shy and modest. He’s so nice that people immediately become ride-or-die for him including reformed assassin droids, shock troopers and ex-scientists.

thebestoftumbling
theinturnetexplorer

Poor Grandma

drunkcyclonus

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

chibi-masshuu

Brilliant.

pizzaotter

What the hell is this? :O

candiikismet

Me at 1000 years old

handsupcashx0ut

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

marsincharge

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

bladeobrona

Betty White when Death comes calling

pepperstrawberry

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

pomrania

a) That is the creepiest Death I’ve ever seen in a moving format.

b) What the actual fuck did I just watch.

c) I’m always here for little old ladies curbstomping malevolent supernatural entities.

d) @pepperstrawberry is a HERO for finding and providing the full video.

snarky-badger

Go grandma!

fetus-cakes

I thought for sure this was Sylvain Chomet stuff